Dutch is essentially English spoken with a French accent by a German.
--jmallett
Dutch is essentially German written with English spelling.
--Luís Henrique
Dutch is essentially German as spoken by the members of a conspiracy who
pretend not to speak German.
--John Cowan
Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det
riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.
--several members of Conlang
Dutch is essentially German spoken by someone with a sore throat (or: by
someone clearing his throat while speaking).
--Philip Newton
Written Dutch is essentially German with misspellings one would expect from
small German children.
--Terrence Griffin
Dutch is essentially what you know to be English, only heard through lots of
loud background noise.
--Dan Seriff
Dutch is essentially English with all the vowels doubled.
--Keith Gaughan
Dutch is essentially English spoken whilst stoned, which pretty much
explains all the double vowels ;-)
--Keith Gaughan
I prefer to think of English as being essentially Dutch with all double
vowels halved.
--Maarten van Beek
Afrikaans is essentially Dutch baby talk.
--John Cowan
Conversely, Dutch is essentially Afrikaans as spoken by a corpse.
--John Cowan
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